The Fallen Pudding Tart

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

metal pipe sound effect

bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. TRIDENT 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

Athena: You stabbed Poseidon?!

Odysseus: You'd understand if you heard what he said to me!

Athena: What was it?

Odysseus: "What you gonna do? Stab me?"

Athena: That's fair.

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck