Did We Not Watch The Same Show Or Read The Same Book???

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬

Bonus:

*Dundy listening through the door*

Crozier during and after getting into that fight with his wife (fitzjames):

“My body, use it. Feed the men.”

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

The bitch face Stanley makes when Goodsir-RESPECTFULLY- covers up David Young’s face during his autopsy is so fierce. This little psycho said “ok loser” with his eyes and then stood there like he’s watching a boring YouTube video, while Goodsir had to mutilate a fellow crew-mate. AND ALL FOR NOTHING!!!!!!

You would think after the first ball of metal you swallowed you’d be suspicious, but gruel is gruel. 🤷‍♀️

Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:

I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?

Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question: