Your Get A Text From Your Moms Phone After Not Seeing Her All Night.

Your mom can never turn down a dare, so when your friends dared her to set this as her profile picture, she couldn't refuse. Now, she has almost a thousand new friends and lost her job. But it's ok, she makes more than enough selling selfies online and being a cam girl. You should know, it's your job to tell her what different poses they guys are requesting. You make $50 an hour, but it might not be worth it having to stare at guys jerking off looking at your undressing mom every day.

Your mom and your friend have gotten really close in the past couple months. Now, every Friday is their 'Movie' night. They give you some money to go out and eat, and they stay home. Usually, their night usually spills over to late Saturday. You got home late that Friday night, and noticed they weren't in the living room where the tv is. While you headed upstairs, you heard the faint sound of your friend grunting and your mom panting hard from her room. You didn't want to just barge in, so you texted your friend asking if they were ok. You heard the noises get louder and faster.. it sounded like they running a marathon. Your moms headboard was thumping against her wall, which you couldn't help but tap your foot to the rhythm of. You knew they were up, so why is it taking so long to text back? Then it got quiet, and you got a reply from your friend saying: 'Just getting comfortable.' You were relieved. 'ok' you responded, 'didn't mean to bother ya, good night bro :).' He didn't text back, the noises just started up again. You went into your room and lay down, drifting to sleep to the sounds of the headboard and their frequent outbursts. The next day, it was already past noon and you haven't seen any signs of your friend or mom. You texted him again, 'Hey, you guys ok?' He replied with a picture and a text. 'Yea man, just eating some leftover pizza upstairs, we'll be done in an hour or two..'

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

Your friend had recently gotten addicted to snapchat. He almost never put his phone down while you saw him, and he'd always be rushing to the bathroom at random times. You were wondering what was so great, so the next time he received a few snaps, you couldn't help but peek over his shoulder. You wish you hadn't, because you just saw pic after pic of you mom..

mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...

mom: ¨Whats the problem honey? Im just showing off my new glasses to all my friends on facebook. No its not inappropriate at all, I have my shorts on dont I? All the guys I sent this pic to said it was perfect for facebook, but it took a few poses and outfits to get it right. Look how many likes and shares I have already! Everyone in the state is going to see this lol.¨

mom: Thanks for being so understanding honey, I wanna get my new boyfriend the best Christmas card he's ever gotten. Something he can really get some use out of. Any suggestions? What's that, You think I should pull the sides of my thong down and show a little hip? Ok, whatever you think is best.

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Would anyone object to captions about sisters and girlfriends? That opens up the possibility of more content.

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway.