My Moms A Slut - Blog Posts

Your mom and your friend have gotten really close in the past couple months. Now, every Friday is their 'Movie' night. They give you some money to go out and eat, and they stay home. Usually, their night usually spills over to late Saturday. You got home late that Friday night, and noticed they weren't in the living room where the tv is. While you headed upstairs, you heard the faint sound of your friend grunting and your mom panting hard from her room. You didn't want to just barge in, so you texted your friend asking if they were ok. You heard the noises get louder and faster.. it sounded like they running a marathon. Your moms headboard was thumping against her wall, which you couldn't help but tap your foot to the rhythm of. You knew they were up, so why is it taking so long to text back? Then it got quiet, and you got a reply from your friend saying: 'Just getting comfortable.' You were relieved. 'ok' you responded, 'didn't mean to bother ya, good night bro :).' He didn't text back, the noises just started up again. You went into your room and lay down, drifting to sleep to the sounds of the headboard and their frequent outbursts. The next day, it was already past noon and you haven't seen any signs of your friend or mom. You texted him again, 'Hey, you guys ok?' He replied with a picture and a text. 'Yea man, just eating some leftover pizza upstairs, we'll be done in an hour or two..'

Even after you and your friend had a falling out, your mom stayed in touch with him. 2 or 3 times a week, shed stay at his house for the night to ¨bond.¨ You didnt trust him anymore, so you make her take a pic and send it to you when shes about to go to sleep. From the pics she sent you, you´re not sure if they make you feel more or less worried.

Your mom was a well known fitness instructor/model, with thousands of internet fans. You cant go out anywhere without at least 3 guys coming up to her asking if they can take a picture of her famous abs. You always roll your eyes whenever she poses for someones camera, but she says she loves her fans, and letting them see her wearing clothes like this makes them happy. You should know. She makes you run her facebook page, and you have to sort through all the 1000s of dirty comments guys leave on her half naked pictures.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

Mom: That cute neighbor has been working on his car all day, poor guy looks all hot and frustrated. I´m gonna go over there and see if he needs a hand. What? I already put on my work clothes and waved, theres no going back now sweetie. I´m just being a good neighbor. If we cant get it fixed together I can at least go inside and use his air conditioner. After this heatwave, and with our cooling system still broken, I´m gonna pop these straps off and stand in front of his AC for hours! Don´t you see it? Its in that upstairs window. I think its his bedroom. Our sweat and body fluids on each other will feel great with the cool breeze of his AC! If I get my way, thats where I´m gonna be spending most of my time until winter.

Mom: Honey, You know how I have a little crush on that new neighbor of ours right? Well I found out he loves tattoos! So I´m gonna send him a pic of mine. I think this one is pretty good. Since you cant see it all in the pic, Im gonna slide my shorts down and give him a peek when we work out at his place again. 

The local Harley Davidson club asked your mom to pose for their daily calendar. They offered her $300 and as many rides on the back of their bikes as she wanted (but only if she wore the outfits from her shoots.) She agreed immediately. You admit that the calendar came out great, even if it was just photo after photo of your moms almost nude body. She became such a hit in the Harley community that she hangs around their HQ to take pictures and ¨take care¨ of new members. 

Your mom told you that her phone didnt get service at her new boyfriends house, so she gave him your number in case you needed to reach her. You wish he didnt, because every time she was over, he took the liberty of sending you a pic of her getting dressed while sitting on his lap. If he was feeling extra daring hed send you pics from a similar angle, with his pelvis pressed deep in your moms ass, and a chunk of her hair in his fist.

Your mom has been self conscious about her freckles since she was little. She often shared her story with the many guys that tried to pick her up. They took notice, and came up with a game to let her know how beautiful she was. Its called ¨kiss the freckle.¨ The object of the game is to try to kiss every freckle on her body.

Finally, after years of being teased for having freckles on her neck, cleavage, ass, and even a patch on her pussy, she was going to have all these places (and everywhere else) worshiped by almost every guy in your town.

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

You and your mom decided to visit the public pool. As soon as you got there, every guy had their eyes on her. One guy has been standing over your mom talking to her for a while now, he must think shes really interesting.

mom: ¨Whats the problem honey? Im just showing off my new glasses to all my friends on facebook. No its not inappropriate at all, I have my shorts on dont I? All the guys I sent this pic to said it was perfect for facebook, but it took a few poses and outfits to get it right. Look how many likes and shares I have already! Everyone in the state is going to see this lol.¨

With so many horny guys demanding pics, your mom had to get creative with camera angles if she was going to keep them hard for their dates...

Your mom went to the beach with an old guy friend of hers. Unfortunately, she ¨forgot¨ to bring a bikini. Luckily her friend offered his shirt for her to wear swimming. Of course, when she returned his shirt, she told him he´d have to scrub the salt water off her body...

...I guess thats why they´ve been in the shower for an hour and a half.

Your get a text from your moms phone after not seeing her all night.

phone: Hey, is this Sheila’s son?

you: Yes, whos this?

phone: Your mom fell asleep at my place. I spilled some beer on her at the club so we came back to wash her clothes. We cuddled while we waited. One thing lead to another and things got really sweaty.

mom: … ok, when will she be home?

phone: Idk, I had to re wash her clothes cause they sat in the wash all night. Plush, she's still spent from last night. Just look at her.

He sent this pic.

mom: Hey honey! My new boyfriend got my tongue pierced. He says it feels great gliding on his .. oops! Sorry honey, you weren't supposed to know that part.