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mom: Thanks for being so understanding honey, I wanna get my new boyfriend the best Christmas card he's ever gotten. Something he can really get some use out of. Any suggestions? What's that, You think I should pull the sides of my thong down and show a little hip? Ok, whatever you think is best.

Your mom went on vacation with her new “guy friend” Mark, but forgot her phone at home with you. Instead she sent you updates from Mark’s phone. It got awkward once when Mark accidentally sent you a pic he took of her sitting on a sink. He apologized, saying he meant to send it to his friend.

One night, she sends you this pic.

mom: Hey! I need your opinion. Mark says this counts as pajamas and I say it doesn't. What do you think?

you: Well… I guess people usually sleep in their underwear… so yes.

mom: Really? good thing you told me. Mark came up with a fun little “no pjs” rule tonight. I just wanted to know if I had to take this off or not before crawling into bed with him. Looks like it’s a yes!

you: What?? I take it back, you can wear that!

mom: Too late honey, we’re already in bed. I have to put down my phone, something just popped up and I need to take care of it. xoxo

mom: Your friend was nice enough to buy me these shorts, it's only fair I send him a few pics in them.

mom: Oh hey honey! I just came down to get some oj. I need you to do me a favor, wash this top and panties? Yea these ones got stained too. Wow, it's 3pm already?? Sorry, yesterday's little sleepover with mike is still going on. I know you hired him to teach you to box, but your mom needs to have a few rounds with him first. Trust me you're getting your money's worth, Im taking quite a pounding up there! He really knows how to work out. I'm pretty sure you can smell our sweat clear down the hall... Don't look at me like that, Im just making friends. And he already has me in his phone as I'm his 'lil bed buddy' It'd be rude to give him the cold shoulder now. Maybe he can get to teaching you next time... fourth times the charm right?

You hadn't seen your mom since noon yesterday, and you're starting to worry. She said she was going on a date with a guy she met on tinder. You told her not to wear her tight leggings when meeting a stranger, and now you fear the worst has happened.  

You finally text her: ¨Mom, are you ok?¨

a few minuets pass

Mom´s phone: ¨Shes fine, we just lost track of time.¨

You: ¨Is this her date? Prove to me she ok right now or Im calling the cops.¨

Mom´s phone: ¨Yes it is. Shes watching tv right now, see?¨

He sends you a pic.

Those leggings you told her not to wear weren´t in sight, and it dosen´t look like shes wearing panties either... 

My mom makes the funniest faces on her snapchat story. That's why all the guys I know screenshot them and trade them around. My friend Chris already has 32 saved to an album on his phone. Not sure why he labeled it 'fap material' though. I guess 'fap' is just another word for 'laugh.' In that case, my mom posts enough selfies on snapchat to keep everyone I know fapping for a loooong time.

You all suck.

I've been wanting to write new captions but I can't bring myself to do it. The mom cuckold genre is dying, and you're all to blame. They're about 4 active blogs left and all of their content is mundane, in your face, and unoriginal. I'm honestly disgusted at the quality of this genre. The same 3 gifs are used over and over again are paired with a completely uncreative setup. I'm done until I see some creativity in this fetish.

Having mom visit you at college was a great idea, but you and your roommate Tim share a dorm with 2 beds. Mom was against the idea of you sleeping on the floor and you didn't want to share with her. As soon as Tim offered to share his bed with her for the week, she immediately said yes. You were glad the sleeping arrangements were worked out, but why did mom have to wear only a tank top and panties to bed? 

This was the sight he saw every night as he crawled into bed, and as he gave your mom one of his famous back massages. He'd rub her back and legs, but take some time to grab and pull at his growing bulge. You can tell he wants your mom, bad. After you came out of the bathroom one night, your mom asked if it was ok if she gave Tim a goodnight kiss. Before you could even fully say ‘yes’, they were lip locked for what seemed like an eternity. After, your mom just looked at you and said ‘goodnight’ as she cuddled up to Tim so he could spoon her.

Another night while you were all in bed watching a movie, a very intense sex scene came on. You hoped it would pass but it just kept going. You noticed Tim and your mom watching the screen intently, while they played footsies under the blanket. during the most graphic part, you looked back to Tims bed. His head was cocked back, and your moms hand was working fast under the blanket right where his lap is. After a few minuets of heavy breaths from Tim and the sound of your mom’s wrist hitting his pelvis you ask ‘...um mom, what are you doing?’ She looks at you surprised and says ‘oh, Im just giving him a goodnight kiss.’ Just then you mom kisses Tim, much deeper than before. Right as her eyes close, Tim lets out a deep breath and a muffled ‘oh fuck’ as he makes out with your mom. He shoots a thick load of cum into her hand that coats the inside of his blanket. Your mom then reaches below the blanket near her, wiggles around a bit, and you see her pink sleeping panties in her hand. She nonchalantly wipes her hand off, along with the mess covering Tim’s cock. She then takes the panties and puts them back on. With Tim still recovering from his intense orgasm, she looks up at you and says ‘All done!’

Your mom is a braniac, so she decided to to become a volunteer tutor for the boys at your college. She was an instant hit. You stopped counting how many familiar guys shed bring up to her room so they could ¨study real hard¨ as she put it. Often, you could go on instagram and find pics of your moms study sessions as they were happening. It was clear that she had a talent for keeping their attention.

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.