Your Mom Texting Your Friend Mom: 'See? I Still Got My Tan Lines From Last Summer.' Friend: 'Damn, You're

mom: Oh hey honey! I just came down to get some oj. I need you to do me a favor, wash this top and panties? Yea these ones got stained too. Wow, it's 3pm already?? Sorry, yesterday's little sleepover with mike is still going on. I know you hired him to teach you to box, but your mom needs to have a few rounds with him first. Trust me you're getting your money's worth, Im taking quite a pounding up there! He really knows how to work out. I'm pretty sure you can smell our sweat clear down the hall... Don't look at me like that, Im just making friends. And he already has me in his phone as I'm his 'lil bed buddy' It'd be rude to give him the cold shoulder now. Maybe he can get to teaching you next time... fourth times the charm right?

mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...

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Your friend and your mom have always been close, so when he got her this “shirt” for her birthday, she didn’t think anything of it. You begged her to throw it away but she refused, saying itd be rude. Now, she wears it whenever he comes over. He even took this pic of her and set it as his phones wallpaper. At school in the locker room showers, he passes his phone around so all your mutual friends can get some tension out. Everywhere you turn some guy has his dick in one hand and your moms pic in the other. Too bad coach makes you mop up after everyone leaves…

Cmon baby, a bets a bet. You couldn't lift me over your shoulder like your friend could and now he gets to take mommy out on a date! I know you're upset but don't blame me. You're the one who added buying this new dress. Now snap this photo of me quick then post it to Facebook. You remember what he told you to caption it right? "Mike's new girl." Of course I'm not wearing undies sweety, everything else is dirty! I told you to get the laundry done baby. Let's just hope the girls stay tucked in when we're grindi- I mean dancing. Ooh he just pulled up! Now get some sleep honey, you have to wake up early to make us breakfast tomorrow morning.

Your mom has been self conscious about her freckles since she was little. She often shared her story with the many guys that tried to pick her up. They took notice, and came up with a game to let her know how beautiful she was. Its called ¨kiss the freckle.¨ The object of the game is to try to kiss every freckle on her body.

Finally, after years of being teased for having freckles on her neck, cleavage, ass, and even a patch on her pussy, she was going to have all these places (and everywhere else) worshiped by almost every guy in your town.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Having mom visit you at college was a great idea, but you and your roommate Tim share a dorm with 2 beds. Mom was against the idea of you sleeping on the floor and you didn't want to share with her. As soon as Tim offered to share his bed with her for the week, she immediately said yes. You were glad the sleeping arrangements were worked out, but why did mom have to wear only a tank top and panties to bed? 

This was the sight he saw every night as he crawled into bed, and as he gave your mom one of his famous back massages. He'd rub her back and legs, but take some time to grab and pull at his growing bulge. You can tell he wants your mom, bad. After you came out of the bathroom one night, your mom asked if it was ok if she gave Tim a goodnight kiss. Before you could even fully say ‘yes’, they were lip locked for what seemed like an eternity. After, your mom just looked at you and said ‘goodnight’ as she cuddled up to Tim so he could spoon her.

Another night while you were all in bed watching a movie, a very intense sex scene came on. You hoped it would pass but it just kept going. You noticed Tim and your mom watching the screen intently, while they played footsies under the blanket. during the most graphic part, you looked back to Tims bed. His head was cocked back, and your moms hand was working fast under the blanket right where his lap is. After a few minuets of heavy breaths from Tim and the sound of your mom’s wrist hitting his pelvis you ask ‘...um mom, what are you doing?’ She looks at you surprised and says ‘oh, Im just giving him a goodnight kiss.’ Just then you mom kisses Tim, much deeper than before. Right as her eyes close, Tim lets out a deep breath and a muffled ‘oh fuck’ as he makes out with your mom. He shoots a thick load of cum into her hand that coats the inside of his blanket. Your mom then reaches below the blanket near her, wiggles around a bit, and you see her pink sleeping panties in her hand. She nonchalantly wipes her hand off, along with the mess covering Tim’s cock. She then takes the panties and puts them back on. With Tim still recovering from his intense orgasm, she looks up at you and says ‘All done!’