Dustin: If I Didn't Know Better, Mike, I'd Say You Were Scared.

Billy: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Bruce: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Billy: Not when you’re playing with Finney, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."

Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*

Steve: Are there any dead people with us?

Ouija board: YES

Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!

Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.

Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children

Robin: What are your goals?

Billy: To pet all the dogs.

Robin: No, fitness goals.

Billy: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eddie: that would be my home.

Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.

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Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine

Steve: stop-

Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM

Steve: seriously stop-

Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am

Steve: