A Masterpost

kaz: guys, guys. let’s take a vote.

jesper: secret vote! everyone cover your eyes!

wylan: we won’t know the result!

matthias: well, say your vote out loud

wylan: we’ll know each other’s voices…

nina: inej has a point

u know, i’m on twitter and tumblr because i like to compartmentalize. tumblr is for my fandoms and my long analysis on why scarlet witch is wearing black widow’s jacket. twitter is where i listen to people talk about political issues they heard about from instagram and have the worst takes i’ve ever heard. but, i feel like if we all try really hard, we can make this website the best of both worlds.

how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.

(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).

also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

the acotar fandom is so weird. i love feyre and nesta. i love gwyn and elain. why are y’all determined to put women against each other? it reeks of misogyny.

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!

nina: what’s up, dad?

jesper: what, kaz?

kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?

jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz

kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.

jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.

kaz: oh god

nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!

matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

inej: intimate

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?