Kaz: Guys, Guys. Let’s Take A Vote.

kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!

nina: what’s up, dad?

jesper: what, kaz?

kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?

jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz

kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.

jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.

kaz: oh god

nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!

matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

inej: intimate

matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?

nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

y’all: i can excuse incest, but i draw the line at child marriage.

me: you can excuse incest???

neil gaiman giggling on his bed kicking his feet up in the air writing "wait and see" in the good omens 2 script in his glitter pink gel pen dotting the 'i' with a heart

jesper: occupation? racist. matthias: actually i was a drüsk- matthias: racist is fine.

i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.

a masterpost

kaz: oh, i thought we weren’t talking

jesper: we’re not.

kaz: then why do i hear words coming out of that stupid hole in your face?

jesper: i’m a human being and i’m entitled to my emotions

kaz: are you crying?

jesper: *wiping away a tear* no

kaz: are you seriously crying, jesper?

jesper: i’m not crying