Can’t Drink To Forget My Troubles. Not Cause Of Any Moral Thing, It’s Just That I Just Tried And

I’M SCREAMING

made me think of them.

I need a fanfic where Qi Rong actually does what he says he’s gonna. Beats the shit out of everyone at mt. Tong’lu and becomes the Ghost King. Torments the heavens eternally. Reigns unopposed as a tyrant over mortals. Raises Guzi the whole time cause he’s a good father thank you very much. Passes weird-ass laws. Starts wars with everyone who he can think to fight. Ends up hating it and making ghosts who know what they’re doing do all the diplomacy and rule-making while he runs around scaring people, lording his power, and telling his son exaggerated stories about his accomplishments. Idk I love him and if he wants to take over the world he should be allowed to. As a treat.

”Do I. Do I just have a tiger now.”

chuuya, seeing a white tiger: hey aren't you dazai's weird kid??

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, sighing: well whatever. i guess i'll take you back to shitty dazai. ur almost on port mafia territory

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, using his ability to carry a freaked out tiger:

chuuya, at the ada office: oi open up

fukuzawa, walking out at the commotion and seeing a giant cat i mean tiger: O-O

dazai, walking out becuz chuuya: chibi what are you- why do you have a tiger

chuuya: huh??? wtf do u mean y do i have a tiger

kunikida: i think he means: why are you in possession of a tiger?

chuuya: i didn't fucking kidnap him if thats what ur implying

atsushi, walking out: whats going o- oh! is that a white tiger? chuuya-san, are you in kenji's saving wildlife club??

chuuya, staring wide eyed at atsushi and then the tiger and then atsushi: what

I think on Ao3 you should be able to ‘adopt’ orphaned fics and continue them as your own. I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I think it’d be really funny.

Being trans is so fucking funny cause my sister will be like “Ugh I wish I had a dick it probably feels crazy” and I have to be careful not to agree too hard or she’ll look at me like this

Ykw I usually praise franchises for the fact that a trans character will be trans and nobody will make a big deal about it, but I’m actually quite married to the fact that tgcf doesn’t hesitate to show that being trans actually does suck through Shi Qingxuan (and yes, sqx is trans, eat my ass). It wasn’t some individual scene that tries to hammer down intense and violent trans suffering as hard-hittingly as humanly possible, to the point of triggering trauma, just to never bring it up again like most shows- it’s more subtle than that. Shi Qingxuan is frequently subtly mocked for switching between genders. Their brother scolds them publicly for being in their female form and demands they switch back. People frequently make fun of them for being ‘shameless’ and imply that they’re just a cross dresser. They’re never bothered by it, and never bring it up. They’re perfectly content with their existence, if a little intimidated by their brother. That’s such a nice portrayal of things like this. Sometimes transphobia isn’t violence or slurs, sometimes it’s subtle snideness and the bare minimum of respect. Mxtx doesn’t shy away from these topics, but doesn’t exaggerate them cruelly either (mind you, I’m not sure how deliberate this representation is on their part). They’re portrayed in a realistically subtle way.

”If I say I hate white people, never ever am I talking about this lovely lady right here”

cain: i hate white ppl

ash: >:)

cain: except this one, this one is fine

”Hua Cheng would never bottom” are you high. Are you on drugs. What is it you smoke. Is it crack? Weed? Coke? Are you huffing glue? Are you on mushrooms? Xie Lian could politely go ‘I think I wanna top tonight’ in passing conversation and that man (ghost?) would go ‘Ok Gege :D I love you’ and then he’d happily get his back blown out, and he’d be arching the whole time. I know him personally so I can vouch. Get your act together.

yeah‼️

banan. fish?