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you silly little internet person

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER READ

Obey Me! Brothers as Fathers

Kinda part of that Poly! AU I’ve talked about before. So this can be read as either that or separate. The kids are all original characters, but MC can be read as any gender in this. Remember- this is Devildom so any way of kids happening could go. Either surrogate, magic ways, or natural so literally, anybody can read this. (Male, Female, Gender Neutral, whatever you prefer is all Welcomed <;3)

Not my best work, but I like it enough to post it. So yeah…

Enjoy^^

AOT Link- https://archiveofourown.org/works/46350262 

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Warnings?- Talks of violence (Satan’s), Use of the word Sl*t and derogatory terms/harrasment (Mammon’s) and that’s mostly it. Asmo calls someone a b*tch but thats basic Asmo at this point.

Lucifer——————— 

He feels the urge, the one he’s felt with his brothers for years. To sigh, to pitch his brow, an outward showism of his displeasure of the situation.

But he ignores it because he knows what reaction he’ll get from the little girl at his feet. She’ll curl up tighter, grip the plastic of her glasses tenser in those small hands of hers.

Practically achieve the exact opposite of what he wants.

He manages a silent sigh, joining her level in a kneel.

“Lillie..” The noirette head doesn’t budge much, if only, just to bury further. He doesn’t comment and instead runs a soothing palm across her back. Soothing out the creases along her small uniform. “What’s the matter? Do you no longer want to participate?”

Keep reading

"I'm into piss" ok

"I'm into shit" ok

"I'm into vore" ok

"I'm into farts" ok

"I'm into [paraphilia]" ok

"I'm into mpreg" ok

"I'm into feet"

Ok...? Why are u telling me this like ur gonna get ur ass beat 😭🙏

Like... Gimme 10 reasons why you should be ashamed.

Don't listen to others, dude, it's who you are, accept it. Nobody knows what you do in your free time so don't bother worrying about things people cant see <3 just continue being you and quit worrying, I'm sure 70% of us have atleast one weird kink/fetish. They're probs just projecting by saying how weird it is lol

As long as what you do is consensual, doesn't hurt anyone/isn't acted out irl if it is dangerous, then don't worry, nothing is wrong <3

Even if it's problematic, it's not bad if you don't act on it :3

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well, my heart is gold and my hands are cold

dazai the softie 😣

all credits to the original artist @pppapi_505 on X

Elmo popcorn

real

Me when expressing love to my friends: am I being overbearing/clingy/weird???

Me when I'm not expressing love to my friends: am I being distant????

dere you go