Disclamer: I Do Not Know Anything. I Am Kind And Also Confused And That's All I Have For Sure

Yall. My family calls me calamity jane because i am astoundingly clumsy. Im not allowed to wash any knives, even butter knives, without cutproof gloves. Okay?

I just slammed my finger in the very dirty back door so hard that one side got cut open and the other bloomed into an instantly black bruise. My brain whited out immidietly, i politely asked my brother to continue my jobs and then stood and waited for my mom to get home. With my black and bleeding finger. She walks in and i stand there like 🙂 for a few minutes, i wouldnt want to rush her!! She gets over to me and i go 'i... cant see.' And collapse on the spot.

Fast forward ten minutes, ive passed out three times, my dad had to kickstart my body into breathing once, but my wound is cleaned and im concious again!!

Anyone here watch r&m? Bcause

Oh! Thanks for tagging me!

Favorite color: surprisingly, also chartreuse! That neon yellow green! Or that specific dark blue that signifies space

Currently reading: Varian's Tangled Trials by IFoundYouJustineTime, TheArtistsMuse!

Last song: okay so the last music I listened to was Friday night funkins garcello tracks but the last song i listened to on spotify was usseewa by will stetson!

Last series: uhhhhh i really don’t watch all that many things. Probably… gravity falls?

Currently working on: a drawing of some of my favs out for ramen! -and trying to build an oc that i dont hate-

I hope its fine, i dont have anyone im comfortable tagging, but anyone feel free to play too!

tag game!! V●ᴥ●V

tagged by @nobodysugly

tag 9 people sheeeesh

FAVORITE COLOR: pink!

CURRENTLY READING: nothing because I'm illiterate (ᵔᴥᵔ)

LAST SONG: semi-automatic by twenty one pilots!

LAST SERIES: final space!!!!

LAST MOVIE: baby driver~~~

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: studying math and a papercraft King dedede hammer!

Tagging:

@unyanizedcatboys @hxneyboy @bogpaws @hksodapop @neo-cult-ure @liesminelli @beeboysupreme @transdelgado @lukewarmsunshine

i'm so tired of the yaoi-ification of mlm ships where people feel the need to make one of them (usually the fandom-assigned bottom) into a teeny tiny waifish twink and the other into a huge musclebound super aggro guy (usually the fandom-assigned top) i know this is like a thing many people have been saying for years but i just feel like it has never actually gotten better in fandom spaces. the fatphobia of it, the gender essentialism, the homophobia, it's all so fucking annoying it makes me want to scream

RAAGGHHHH!!! 🦅🎉🎇❤️

SOMEONE(<3) VOTED DIPPER!!! YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Did more shit happen while I was gone. Again

Hes quite… captor-vating hehehe

A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.

Icarus (me) flies too close to the sun (eated way too fast yet again) just for that rush of adrenalin (tastey tastey ramen) and as his wings melt and he falls (tummy hurty) he laughs and curses the gods (curl up for a nap)