Why Are These Fitness Adds Promoting The Furry Lifestyle

by the looks of things its not going to be quiet,gentle or romantic

ok nvm what they did was way funnier

please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up

One day I'm going to die and when they cut open my body for autopsy they're going to see the rot in my bones and the hate in my heart

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĤĤĤHĤHĤHHHHHĤHHHHHHHĤHHHHHĤHHĤHHHĤHHHHHHHḨ̷͖͕͔͇̅̂͛̓͝h̷̜̜̦͓̪̊̂͛̄̐H̴̼̲̝̙̯̽̐̓̄͘H̴̢̥̘̘̼̽̊̌̔̋H̸̢̞̟͍͖́̈́͋̾͘Ȟ̸̝̦̰̱̠͐͐̒̿Ḧ̴̢͖͇̖̣̂̚͠͝H̸̙̬̤͙̝͛͆̓̈͑ḩ̸͔̬̞͈͐͆͑̑͝h̵͕͖̼̦̲͐̃͂̒͝h̷̩̖̩̣̺̅͊͑̀͘h̴̛̟̘̞͇̼̄͑̏͘H̵̼̻͓̝̘̾̔̂͠͝h̵̨̼̼̖̟̋̈̀͐͗h̵̢͇̬̣̟̊̈́̊̀̈H̵͍̼͕̟̃̂̔̔̽ͅhhhhhh

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.

I've decided to dub the year 2023 the Year of the Tragic Gays™ because we've been fed but at what cost???

please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up

@gaul-the-unmitigated

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

character development

Growing up and maturing is realizing that you're the queer cousin.