I can’t even handle this.
“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”
"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.
"So, who's sending this invitation?"
reki and langa, age 17: i love you so much, i want to be with you forever, let’s skateboard together infinitely
cherry and joe, age 20-30-whatever-the-fuck: ......... u are.. stupid and... i don’t like u..... *aggressively pines*
The way he hates John
I get you bucky. We all do.
“Life is locomotion”
literate & semi selective WALLY WEST / THE FLASH
if you want to interact please like or reblog and ill check out your blog ! no personals, please.
Sheridan: How can you choose a Moroi over the Alchemists?
Sydney: Unlike the Alchemists, Adrian fucks me in a way I can really enjoy.
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reki [on the phone]: Send dudes.
Langa [visibly confused]: Do...Do you mean nudes?
Reki: I’m in a fight, I need people.
Langa: YOU'RE IN A WHAT?!
Joe [snatching the phone]: I'll be there in five minutes, Reki.
Joe [yelling into the house]: Miya! Get your baseball bat we are going to help Reki!
Miya: ON IT!
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier incorrect 7
controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
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