Peter: I Didn’t Choose The Thug Life, The Thug Life Chose Me.

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…

AA, EMH, 616, Ults, and 3490 steve when they see MCU steve being an asshole

Sakura: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Sasuke: I saw you. Sakura: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Naruto in a turkey costume.

The falcon and the winter soldier? More like The Falcon and realizing how head over heels bucky is for Steve each time he says his name

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

Cevans and Seb had a pact to make it gay and I will live and die by that

Zemo: "the super soldier serum is the worst and nothing good has come from it."

Bucky: "Counter argument, Steve Rogers"

Zemo:

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

Steve: Bucky...

Bucky: Oh no, 'Bucky' in b-flat.

Bucky: You're disappointed.

I can’t even handle this.