Grandpa Must’ve Caused A Scene At The Bingo. His Hubbae Is Here To B@il Him Out.

I can’t even handle this. 

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

Can someone please start a petition for Marvel to give Steve back to Bucky? It’s where he belongs.

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…

Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.

He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.

"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.

"We better get goin' kid,"

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

“So, who’s sending this invitation?”

Adrian would panic about COVID because it's a human illness, get Sydney a hazmat suit and insist she wear it everywhere

"Adrian you can not start using spirit again just because of covid, look I have a mask it's fine -"

"okay but we're getting regular check ups from Sonya and that's final"

How it started / HOW IT’S GOING