Deacon: If You Want To Know Who Your Real Friends Are, Get Pregnant, Those Who Stick By You Are The Real

MC: You can address me as Eagle One.

MC: Barnaby, code name, Been There, Done That.

MC: Talbott is Currently Doing That.

MC: Bill is It Happened Once In A Dream.

MC: Penny, code name, If I Had To Pick A Girl.

MC: Rowan is...

MC: Eagle Two.

Rowan: Oh, thank god.

i like to imagine these are all happening in the same situation

some Reaction Images

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!

the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did

Hawke: Okay, Corypheus is right through there.

Isabela: And what’s your escape plan, exactly?

Hawke: It’s... still a work in progress.

Isabela: Can I have your kinky magic book collection if you die?

Hawke: Obviously. You didn’t need to ask that, Isabela.

Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?

Kaeya: eating food off each other

Albedo: you did not do the dishes

Kaeya: i did not

Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna

Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Deacon: bitch

MacCready: blocked

Deacon: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

MacCready: unblocked

Deacon: bitch

Two Asshole Ravenclaws Who Have No Business Being In Divination: A Series