Adrien: I Know You’re Ladybug, Marinette

Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads

La Signora: tell us what happened, lad

Childe: i got called gay at headquarters

Scaramouche: yea but why?

Childe: i was being gay

Scaramouche: at headquarters?

Childe: yea it was at headquarters

Sora: wait silverfish are real?? and not just a minecraft thing??

Sora: thank god skeletons don’t exist! that’d be fucked up!

Riku: hey...sora...?

Sora: hey what’s up!

Scaramouche: good morning the tsaritsa has let me live another day and im about to make it everyone’s problem

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.

On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you’ll join me

“i wish we could have a tgcf spinoff of hua cheng’s pov”

hua cheng’s pov: gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Hu Tao: they are!!

Chongyun: wait for real?

Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔

Hawke: Okay, Corypheus is right through there.

Isabela: And what’s your escape plan, exactly?

Hawke: It’s... still a work in progress.

Isabela: Can I have your kinky magic book collection if you die?

Hawke: Obviously. You didn’t need to ask that, Isabela.