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1 month ago

Darkiplier Headcanons

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Darkiplier Headcanons

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.


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5 months ago

Iplier Ego Manor HCSor whatnot idk what to call it

(Oh yeah btw Ive changed Necromancer Mark's name to Ezeikel and The Author's name to Ozzy. Also for the sake of making my life easier Im making a nickname for Ezeilkel which is Ez. So yeah)

📌 Dark and Wilford are the main peeps in charge of the manor.

📌 Every now and again there are meetings (similiar to what happened in Markiplier TV execpt everyone is there apart from Ez bc they can't be bothered to travel from to cave to manor to talk about useless stuff that rarely gets put up anyways) and these meetings mostly end in Dark loosing their mind with everyone.

📌 There is 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 constant background noise. The only pure quietness is if Dark's glitchy-aura stuff magically stops.

📌 Ofc they celebrate national holidays they ain't animals😒/j

📌 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 is in a relationship wether it's plantonic or romantic. The only one that isn't is Actor bc nobody wanna fw that bs

📌 Ez will drop by the manor every once in a while m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶t̶o̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶o̶n̶g̶o̶d̶o̶f̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶w̶h̶o̶i̶s̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶

📌 Whenever Ez does manage to drop by it mostly ends in a whole lot of chaos. Why? You ever heard of the question "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" Yeah. That happens.

📌 Ozzy actually only cares for a few people *cough cough* Eric *cough cough* Host(surprisingly) *cough cough* Ez *cough cough* Dr.Iplier

📌 Ozzy is the only person in the manor that calls Dr.Iplier by his actual name(Edward)

📌 TRANSMASC HOST‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez is one of the only (probably the only) person that calls Host by his actual name(Quill)

📌 Before he became Quill he was once Queenie

📌 Ez and Host actually have a really strong friendship

📌 NON-BINARY EZEIKEL‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez actually dgaf abt what pronouns you use on him as long as ain't hurting anyone or offending anyone then he chill. Like you could call him haybale and he wouldn't gaf.

📌 GENDERFLUID DARKIPLIER‼️‼️‼️

📌 If anyone who ain't Dark catches themselves asleep in Wilford's room be prepared to wake up with drawings, stickers and sticky-notes all over your body.

📌 One of the egos (Night mainly) will drop by Ez's cave to see what's going on.

📌 So many wholesome interactions w/ the couples🥺

ALL FOR NOW BYE👋👋👋👋


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1 month ago
Yk What I Can See It
Yk What I Can See It

Yk what I can see it

• Both traumatised af

• Grumpy ol' fellas

• Black and white colour scheme

• Not straight


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2 months ago

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species


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1 month ago

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1 week ago

And no one won first round sooo they're in this round!

WELCOME TO ROUND 2 OF OC-VISION!!


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2 months ago

UPDATES FOR THE UNIVERSE‼️🗣🔥

(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

uh yeah BACK TO OUR DAILY RESCHEDULED UPDATES COME BACK LATER-


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4 months ago

Host: Are you blushing?

Night: What, no

Host: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass God of Night to blush?

Night: No...It's...It's the cold

Host: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Night: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-No.

HERE WE HAVE SOME NOIST TO FEED YALL


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2 weeks ago

Olivia won (sorry Damelton) so uh here's lore so far is fairly lengthy so uh yeah here's the lore the one person that voted

Olivia showed up in a dream along with Dalmeton(Who was originally called Captain Mean and was alot more sarcastic-villianous then I watered him down to be) in a sort of edit-like style (those edits where in the caption there's #NAME and the most diabolical thing one could ever say about the character)

So uh backdrop incoming

Olivia grew up on an island w/ no known biological parents and was always told about "White Souls" (some mountains) and about how there's a pirate that haunts them. Olivia called bs and set off on a expedition to find another island for her island to live on, also to prove her call on bs

She gets to the mountains, goes around shouting "Oi pirate dude I'm in ya mountains come n get me or somet"

Nothing happens so she gets back on the ship, 20 mins later, she finds that exact pirate(part siren to top it off) sleeping in her cabin and she like "oh it wasn't bs. damn"


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