DARKIPOOPER WON THE VOTE YALLS DARK×HOST IS NOW CANON AND OFFICIAL IN MY UNIVERSE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

this blog hates donald trump

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*

I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.

Umm Laurence info btw

• ADHD

• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)

• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along

• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)

• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"

• He has AppleJack's accent

• Silly pansexual boi

• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.

• Touch-starved little hamlet

• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him

• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*

• Flinching trauma

• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)

• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day

• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.

• Cant go backwards on a train

• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.

• Cat person with fox energy

• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.

• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens

• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.

• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.

• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.

• Low-key overworks himself

• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.

• Yes he can purr don't question it

• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.

• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.

• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it

• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?

Ok bye now

I remember I had my Spotify playlist on shuffled and the first song was Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical and the next song was Now Hiring at Freddy's by JT Music and I don't think I've had more of a jumpscare by going from the most dramatic tunes to "HEY THERE PAL-" so quickly

everybody be prepared because at an unknown time and date The Necromancer HCS will drop. be prepared people.

Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.

I've got cool fanart but Tumblr keeps pulling the "Well that certainly didn't work, please try again later" bs

The Demonhunter!AU for Noist has me in a chokehold currently so uhhh nothing I can do otherwise than make! the! demon! version! of! Night! canon! in! my! iplier! world!