He/They trans & agender 🪰 20' still alive(?)
288 posts
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
What the fuck is happening in date stamps on this
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
Tumblr showing me my own reblogs when i hit refresh is so humiliating
Every time I reblog something funny and see it on my dash I immediately forget it and hit reblog only to be met with my own eyes staring at me
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
POISSON STEVE?!
our beloved ancestor
prints
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command
"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.
Is there a support group for people who have no idea what they’re doing but fake it really well?
like to charge reblog to cast
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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️
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Happy Ides of March!!
I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)
Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.
Maybe yours doesn't
A whip made from a human spine
I mean fuck, I like buttons, I like bones, I like getting knick knacks, I like trinkets, I like to stash, I like daydreaming and day whimsy and hollow wood, I like doing maximalist shit, hoard it? Probably would!
One time my 50 boyfriends were fighting over who got to rub my feet and I’m like calm down everyone and grew 48 more feet
if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????
Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar