Tumblr Showing Me My Own Reblogs When I Hit Refresh Is So Humiliating

“you’re so hot” ok but am i unsettling? do i seem eerie to you? give you a bit of the heebie jeebies? when i walk into a room do you feel a chill down your spine?

sometimes i think that beauty is all that matters to you people smh

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

Maybe yours doesn't

A whip made from a human spine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

devil's minion or whatever you guys talking about all day

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

This isn't about "which of your joints is objectively the worst", but rather "which of your joints is recently annoying you the most". Which could be a new problem, a worse problem, a problem that's unchanged but your circumstances have changed so now it's interfering with things more, etc.

This poll is also open to young and healthy people; if say you bruised your elbow yesterday, that counts as a joint that annoys you.