Pope: JJ, Can You Help Me? All Of My Clothes Keep Disappearing For Some Reason. 
JJ, Wearing A Hoodie

JJ: You're right.

Pope: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

JJ: 🖕🖕

Cleo: Can you teach me how to hoe?

JJ: Rude.

JJ: *sips beer*

JJ: But yes.

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

JJ: This date is boring!

Pope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

JJ: Then why did you invite me?

Pope: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pope I'll do whatever want!

JJ and Pope *staring into each other’s eyes*

John B *opens a beer*

JJ: we’re having a moment

John b: and I’m having a beer

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Pope : I have feelings for you.

JJ: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 
JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 
Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.

JJ at some point

JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility

*reunion after the motorcycle incident *

JJ: Pope?

JJ: Pope!

JJ: *running in slow motion*

Pope: JJ?

Pope: JJ!

Pope: *runs to him in slow motion*

JJ: Pope!

Pope: JJ!

JJ: Pope! That was the narliest power slide I’ve ever done-

Pope: *grows angry* JJ!

JJ: *grows concerned* Pope..?

Pope: *goes into full sprint, angry* JJ!!!

JJ: *turns to run away* OH FUCK