JJ: Did You Know That Male Bees Die After Mating?

Pope: how would you like your coffee?

JJ: as dark and as bitter as my soul

Pope: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it

Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

Pope Heyward’s Camera Roll

Pope, sweating: Tomorrow at 7. I'Il pick you up. Dress nice. *walks away*

JJ, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?

Sarah: I think it was more of a statement.

Kiara: More like a threat really.

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

JJ: Popeeee

Pope:

JJ: popeeee c’mon I swear I won’t do it again

Pope, narrowing his eyes: fine

JJ: okay, what kind of magic do cows do?

Pope: what kind of magic, JJ

JJ, giggling: moodoo

Pope: I’m never talking to you again

JJ: imagine being gay or something like that

Pope: JJ, we’ve been sleeping together for 8 months

JJ: okay but thats not like gay gay you know?

Pope: JJ, you’re literally a bottom

JJ: *mocking* jj you’re literally a b- shut the fuck up

JJ: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Pope: Really?

JJ: Yeah, John B taught me, wanna see?

Pope: Definitely

JJ: Alright

JJ: [looks up at the stars]

JJ: Its nighttime

Pope: Oh fuck off

JJ: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Pope: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

JJ: I said within reason, Pope. How about I murder that guy?

Pope: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

JJ: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?