I Rewatched Under The Red Hood Last Night I Dont Need The Emotional Damage Hammered In Again

im going to make my mom danishes for valentines day because yeah but we're out of eggs and i would genuinely rather eat a lego than go into a store today rip

hes scheming

this will always be funny to me

someone asked me for more protective bruce, and i heard tim was having a hard time recently in the comics, so here's a sketch of bruce shielding a young tim at a gala they're both at

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

World’s Finest, Part III Superman: The Animated Series

this is entirely acceptable aside from the fact that theres equal part protein powder as the oats thats terrifying

stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up

the real villain of the mcu

they could NEVER make me hate you

identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

yall don't like dogs? lil woof woofs?