Part 2 Of Batfam Headcanons! And A Bonus Kon ‘cause He’s Literally Me

in the seventh grade i made a balloon animal in class and drew on it and named it cinnamon and someone said that it looked like it would give people rabies so i threw it at them and said that they have rabies now and my friends called it cinnamon the rabies fairy so thats my name now 👍👍

im still confused on why you wanted hot soda at all

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

World’s Finest, Part III Superman: The Animated Series

i rewatched under the red hood last night i dont need the emotional damage hammered in again

Not a single trace of the kid you first met

would it be morally incorrect to make this for my parents or no

my parents are arguing two feet away from me and i cant stop laughing about joker mush

Reblog this and I'll give you a tbh

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Moving medieval manuscript art!