Every Character In A Fanfic Is A OC If You Haven't Watched The Original Content.

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

Trump announced he will not be pardoning the one black guy that took part in January 6th. In that one specific instance it looks gang related.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

I think it's a shame that Confederates give rebels a bad name. It was far more common to have slave revolts than pro slavery rebellion but that ONE TIME a pro slave revolt takes off and it's all anyone seems to remember.

What's one set of atrocities among friends?

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.

I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"

Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

Video games set unrealistic body standards for women and very unrealistic standards for how many zombies someone can kill in a apocalypse survival situation