I Like To Imagine The SCP Stories Are Just Supernatural From The Perspective Of The British Men Of Letters.

SPICY baby Jesus

I am a very progressive hater: Everyone bleeds the same and I'm a motherfucking vampire.

How to go from rural to non rural in a region:

Step 1. Don't be a shithole

That's it. Then people will move there and it will become populated. The word for "rural country" is just third world. Because rural areas are low opportunity shitholes and everyone that lives there is stupid.

The adjuster x female reader is the greatest thing to happen to straight fanfiction ships since KPOP

Anyone that claims idiots believe something because it makes them feel good underestimates the ability of idiots to believe things for literally no reason.

It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

I want to know if grass tastes any good to pray animals or if they are just instinctively obligated to eat it.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

Witchcraft then: "I worship the old gods and do not accept Jesus"

Witchcraft now: "I am even slightly more intelligent than the average person"

Both will summon a lynch mob