Someone Write A Fantasy Where "millennial" Is A Slur For People Over A Thousand Years Old

With all the danger that Batman puts his Robins through, I'm just impressed a billionaire actually spent time with their children.

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

Perhaps high amounts of gay representation isn't a good thing in a show that takes place in hell.

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

Luigi deserves the cult that Trump has.

With all the spying by companies, how do the ads STILL suck so much? I got a ad for a laundry basket after I just bought one! How does Amazon not keep track of what I already bought?!