There Should Be Simulated Feuds In Modern Nobility: Each Noble Gets One Paintball And If They Break It

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

The adjuster x female reader is the greatest thing to happen to straight fanfiction ships since KPOP

Don't you think rule 34 of Angel Dust problematic considering he is a sex slave? I feel like it wouldn't be socially acceptable if it was straight.

I've heard the criticism that there aren't racists in Hazbin hell. But tbh: I'd be more alarmed to meet a literal cannibal than a racist. Let's be real here.

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

Rev up those guillotines!

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

I think all voters must be required to read the bible. That way no religious human will have the capacity to vote.