Just A Happy Reminder: The Uneducated Won't Exist 30 Years From Now. Technology Will Make Them Extinct.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

Hoods work!

Putin accepting a partial annexation

Think unrelated things are connected in real life: Conspiracy theorist.

Think unrelated things are connected in fiction: English major.

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

Get a Facebook user on tumblr and give them lots of likes. They will not realize that likes are worth less on tumblr than Facebook. Their ego will be very slightly inappropriately large.

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?

Plot twist: They all have both