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I remember in Detroit Become Human they mentioned there was one robot on each sports team that played perfectly. I want the opposite. I want one child on each team that will play awfully so we have a scale of how good the other players are.

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America

Don't say BCE. Christians invented the calendar.

And always raise your arm at a 45 degree angle at rocket takeoffs to respect their inventor

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

Why can't science be like a form of wizardry where there's only one field of knowledge and if you isolate yourself and read about it enough you'll understand it all

Putin accepting a partial annexation