Bad At Math: Dyscalcula

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

I'd date a woman that was on OnlyFans but only if she was good at it.

Either she's a pro, or she's a hoe!

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.

I just restarted chess after years off and not to brag but I remembered all the piece movements.

Yeah I'll be applying to Mensa later today with this giant brain.

"America was founded on Judao-Christian values"

Someone do me a favor and point out the Jewish founding father. This is just a dog whistle for white.

It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

I think that cultural appropriation doesn't apply to British people. Cultural appropriation is British culture.