I Tried A AI Girlfriend, Just To See If It Was Realistic. Went Something Like This:

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!

I'm calling it Russo-Ukraine War II (First one being WWII) and I demand a trilogy!

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

There's no social rejection worse than a cat slinking away from being pet. It is the truest form of rejection.

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.

If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.

I bet a consequence of this shooting will be employers taking their employees guns when they work. What are the odds that Republicans show any sort of backlash to this?

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.