Reformed Emerald: Is This A Cult? Some Kinda Free-love In The Snow Deal? I Mean I’m Not Against It

Jaune’s and/or Yang’s auras adjusting based off ‘idiot isn’t gonna stop hugging the living bonfire’ or ‘he’s not even flinching anymore, just let him in’ is somehow the most in character dragonslayer metaphor I’ve seen in a bit.

I’d imagine Yang being low/mid-key clingy, she’d probably be touch-starved to hell and back.

And I’ve always liked the idea of Jaune calling Yang ‘Sunshine’, in this case he’d also call her ‘Sunburn’ when snark warrants it.

Dragonslayer headcanon au

Yang's skin litterally burn like a sun and no wanta to touch her. Until she meets a guy that is somehow immune to her buring skin

Harem Protagonist Blake should have kept a save from the start of the Beacon chapter like all the guides said to.

Now she either has to start over and skip the Adam and Early Ilia routes again, or get the best ending with Yang to unlock the chapter select.

Harem protagnist Blake Decided not to go with the Illia or Sun route and instead go with the Yang route, and was really liking it. But currently she's having regrets about not going the Ruby route

Now I’m just imagining an AU where Winter decides that if she’s going to be the maiden, she should probably get a partner/bodyguard to keep her from getting Amber’d.

And here comes Mr.Tall, Blond, and Sturdy. A bit undertrained, but strong and smart and loyal in all the ways she’d need to start with. If Weiss and her team’s stories were reliable. She’d have little trouble turning him into a huntsman a cut above most.

The fact that many of the Civilian Inquiries asking after his performance emphasizes him being ‘wonderful with children’ and ‘husband material’ is just an added bonus.

Jaune: ugh man what a workout

Winter: (leaning against the wall) please dont stop on my account.

Jaune: w what are you doing here?

Winter: i was just passin by. Seeing how you were and (looks him up and down) i have to say. Nice

Jaune: thank you.

Winter: however i feel you need a spotter

(Pushes jaune back on the bench rack and sits on top of him)

Jaune: (blushing)

Winter: im goinh to work you boy

#she said with a huge smile on her face

Toko wants someone who’d sneak over to her room at night to see her.

Penny (anonymously) writes to Councilman Arc, asking if self-aware robots have the same protected rights as humans and faunas. Jaune doesn't know if this is a joke, a dig at his equality measures, or a serious question, but he signs it into law either way. Ironwood has a panic-attack worrying if Jaune has spies in Atlas.

Ironwood was panicking again.

It was about Councilman Arc, again.

And it was about him enforcing equality, again!

...well, the equality bit was not exactly panic-worthy, but what exactly he wrought recently certainly was.

Thing is, the young Arc had just signed into law that any form of advanced AI had the same rights as humans and faunus, as they likely possessed self-awareness, thus sentience and sapience, and should be treated fairly. It was introduced in anticipation of likely progress in the field of computer science.

The fact was that Jaune had done so after receiving a letter from Penny Polendina, secretly a gynoid, where she hoped for a positive answer. he had simply gone through with it.

James Ironwood, however, did not know that.

Hence the panic.

“Pietro, I need your help.” Perhaps the robotics scientist and father to their secret project P.E.N.N.Y could advise...

Blake: *Watching from the closet* Damn that's a good line...

Yang: fuck me gently

Jaune: no. I will give you what you deserve

Topaz is Jaune and Emerald.

Don’t worry about it, I forget them too if I’m not constantly seeing people use the names.

Ghost Pyrrha reacting to sudden post-whale Topaz developing?

What’s topaz again? Still bad at Remembering all the ship names...

How likely would it be to see Willow molotov the Hound?

You're laughing. Willow schnee is about to druken fist with the hound rock lee style and you're laughing.

What would this be?

Dragontamer?

Trouble Students?

Study Hall?

Lesson Plan?

Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*

Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!

Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~

Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*

Winter, and maybe Emerald:

jaune makes everyone dinner. how do they react?