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Denethor leaps grotesquely into the air to catch the tomatoes and shove them into his mouth with both hands. Eomer only affirms your statement to get people to stop throwing tomatoes at Denethor.

"boromir taught eomer how to speak the common tongue" I say. I am booed off the stage. the crowd throws tomatoes. suddenly from somewhere in the audience, someone says, "he's right." it's eomer son of eomund, speaking in the same dialect and tone as boromir of gondor

Anyone know what a ciabatta chicken sandwich is? It's like ciabatta bread, pesto, tomatoes, basil, and balsalmic glaze? And like, the bread is toasted. Oh, and theres mozzarella too. And you're just eating it, and it's just the most scrumptious thing, so you shove it into your face orifice with little to no regard for safety. And then the bread is super toasty, and you are taking big bites out of it, and it's really tasty, but the next thing you know it's over and the roof of your mouth is bleeding and raw from the sharp, toasty ciabatta bread?

Or is this an incredibly specific experience that no one relates to?

What is it about the wii that just makes you feel whole

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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

Quantum hat. You didn't give enough exposition about the goat, so now the goat lives in my mind with a superposition of all possible hats many of which have yet to be invented.

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

We're we! (:

Here Fuck! 😏

We're Shit! 🥺

Queer up. 🏳️‍🌈

Wanted to save my response to this. Felt important.

They probably won't listen even if you have a source. I mean, every single reputable medical organization has been saying for years now that minors having access to gender affirming care is essential to their overall health. Facts don't mean anything when the ruling class prefers rhetoric over reason. It is a good thought, but don't waste your energy that could be spent making art, forming connections, or fostering communities by debunking trolls. The professionals have already debunked them. What can you do to make things better than they are? For your life, for others, and for your wider community.

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Apologize to the worm. Now.