Quantum hat. You didn't give enough exposition about the goat, so now the goat lives in my mind with a superposition of all possible hats many of which have yet to be invented.
imagine a goat with a hat
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
"This is the story of how I died"
Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused
Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys
Me, except I was also the little boy who liked trains. Still undiagnosed, and a girl now.
happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
Comic Sans just wanted to help. Stop hating her so relentlessly. It is not fair
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
Apologize to the worm. Now.
Honorable mentions:
- A cliffside at sunset, after being dragged there by the aforementioned lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade.
- In an alleyway just outside the backdoor of a club.
- Underwater, so that all anyone sees is a developing cloud of red that announces your demise.
- A bed with white sheets.
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor