I'm Begging You To Turn The Sound On

They were drinking salt water

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

BIRD SPECIES TYPO

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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having watched the trailer… I like everything about Murderbot except Murderbot

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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What? 🤨😐😦

@desert-orb-blog what did you do

Definitely need more telekinetic animals in media, it's dumb as hell to suggest that statistically out of every life form extant on earth that humans are gonna be the only ones to get bullshit magic powers. I'm not saying you have to make them invincible or nothing I'm just saying sometimes you should have a random ape or frog develop latent psychic abilities and consider what they would do with those powers. A frog would subconsciously stop bugs as they pass in front of its awareness and use that to eat them easier. Maybe if it gets passed up for mating it flips its opponent over repeatedly. You get what I'm saying

Can't find any though

I would be up for a battle, but I have run out of "power points", and am to tired to use my moves. Can you help?

eat a leppa berry

Huh. Neat

Link to see what your morality is! Here's mine lmao

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