Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

sometimes i think about the very odd internet presence over the last 7 years on this blog, and i almost want to apologize for any whiplash this username has given you. but honestly. it’s a little funny

ALERT ALERT HOLY SHIT THE HELLTAKER CREATOR DREW KIKURI HIROI

https://twitter.com/vanripperart/status/1625173318851563520?s=20&t=GquWVWEWVxv_D_gKDpzo0g

Same, my fellow entity, same.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

Guys.

Danny has superpowers because he accidentally flipped a switch and it shocked him half to death.

The Zelda you play as might go on to become Hylia. Why she named herself after a lake I know not, I shall not presume to know the iner machinations of a goddess

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

Bug who psychic attacks you with her mind

If you are an Anxiety stan/simp/defender reblog this

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Swifties need to embrace the true light

The light of the lamb, conduit to great power and promised liberator of the one who waits below.

Y'ALL 😭😭😭

The Onion

Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic

NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was no