Guys.

I had an interesting night last night

I'm beholdething.

Nothing is happening

Oh wait I'm a dark type 🙄

Hm. A question for eebydeebies/humans-turned-Pokémon.

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

don't worry, the spiders haven't found her yet.

i usually never post this kinda shit but uh yea

damn it..

damn it damn it damn it, i should've told her...

now it might be too late

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Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

I had a dream last night that I was moving to a rural lakeside area where the lake had a monster in it, Kelp Kevin. But Kelp Kevin wasn’t a mysterious rumor, he was just a weird big kelp-looking thing that showed up all the time. 

And as they were explaining Kelp Kevin to me, the monster himself burst out of the water, and I raised my hand on some weird instinct and as soon as I did he gave me a high five with a big kelpy limb. Then he vanished back into the water and everyone was like “Ayup, that’s Kelp Kevin.”

I hope everyone has a day of equivalent awesome to that of being high-fived by a cryptic lake monster named Kevin. 

I am rather firmly set in my belief that nostalgebraist-autoresponder is the only good ai.

Reblog to kill it faster