Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.
Mina: You're just mad because you're single.
Uraraka, crying: Shut up!
Me online: Sitting in the corner, making posts, occasionally causing discourse.
Me IRL: I hate people and the world and down with the billionares and leave me alone
A conversation between my friends:
Person A: *eating m&ms*
Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!
(Bakugou and Kaminari on the roof)
Mina: Why are they looking down on u?
Sero: They like to feel tall
I’m just going to leave this here…
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Villain: How does it feel to be a tool? To know you will always serve someone else? To be-
Kaminari: Absolutely slaps. Next question.
*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
Good afternoon girl, I am being harassed by bot accounts
You should never be allowed outside
it’s dangerous to go alone! take this
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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