Kaminari: And THAT Is Why My Mom Was Never Home.

Kaminari: Someone accused me of having a coherent thought today. Like, how dare you?

Iida: Is it too much to ask for peace and quiet?

Class 1a: Yes

This is what the alien who is trying to give you hints has to continuously remind themselves as you continue to be oblivious.

Studies have shown that humans are terrible at recognizing flirtatious behavior in other humans. We’re even worse at recognizing it in aliens.

Kirishima: I had an idea

Bakugou: Does it involve murder?

Kirishima: No

Bakugou: Will it make Aizawa mad?

Kirishima: No

Bakugou: Will it involve Kaminari?

Kirishima: Yes but I’m bringing Momo

Bakugou: Fine. What is it?

Random Writing Prompt 3

You are deaf and work on a lighthouse by the shore, since you are the only one who can do the job without being affected by sirens trying to counteract you. One day you catch one trying to break the light.

do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

Kaminari: Anything you can do I can do gayer

Jirou: I can do anything gayer than you

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can, yes I can!

Kaminari: I can get a looker with the greatest zinger

Jirou: I can get one quicker and be even slicker

Kaminari: I can do almost anything

Jirou: Can you really drive?

Kaminari: No?

Jirou: Neither can I.

Sero, narrarating: They went on to rewrite the entire song

(I know this isn’t really the song but oh well)

Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate

Mxtx: Have you seen this place? It’s a freakin’ mess. The cultivators and demons are having what looks like a turf war, Heaven’s Officials have been hanging out with the ghosts, that simply can’t be a good influence on them.

Readers: Heaven’s Officials or the ghosts?

Mxtx, sobbing: EITHER!!

Can some of you be helpful and give support? Ok thanks!

lol i keep forgetting to to post. anyways chappell roan wip. wife. i love her. im gonna kill myself thus is gna take so fucking long to render why did i start dthis i have a million other wips to work on.......

hehe. mwah. smooches u.