Then What The Fuck Is Going On?

@bruisedandbeloved

What kind of fucking people crush on you 💀💀

dear vi,

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride

*inhales*

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, pussy throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, she could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

Janna above, @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake get your wife before the alcohol decides what's a good idea for her.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

What did I just walk into?

[Ooc: Link to their TikTok, https://www.tiktok.com/@jessikarah?_t=ZP-8vNJ4l9JGog&_r=1 ]

Of fucking course YOU would drink hand sanitizer. The only idiot I know that would stoop so low.

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

I'm too tired for this shit.

i asked the universe to remove the fake from my life and my dad died???

I swear to Janna, if I find this thing hovering over me in my sleep I will figure out how to catapult it.

@vile-villainess

Found this in my room with a note from Isha, what am I supposed to do with it?

I'll admit, with you running around like you popped fresh out of hell? I absolutely hate it, do I hate you? Not necessarily, I just think you need help.

Who am I to shame anyone? I need help myself.

everybidy is making fun of mr body.and saying I need a "intervention"

I think he's beautiful 😔

SWEET MOTHER OF JANNA

Yeah, no. Ronnie, get some help. I'm booking you an appointment with one of our therapists...

No fucking wonder. Janna above, Ronnie, you need help.

And yes you were hallucinating.

ekko my speaker on my hoverboard broke and I can no longer listen to lady gaga :( this is tragic

What..?

They were never meant to play music. . . Let alone Lady Gaga.

So that's what sent her to our OR.

JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it

uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?

listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?

There are, I just prefer your mother NOT chasing me around with a gun.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

I'll pass, I don't want to have to find out how good I am at hide and seek.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol