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Hello, Jon.
Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Only Magnus Archives au I care about is Jon and Melanie in a universe with no paranormal in it running a shitty ghost hunting channel. Jon plays the skeptic but they have to constantly edit out all the parts where he screams dramatically because a bush rustled outside. Melanie believes in the paranormal but has to fake being scared in the haunted houses. They would fight constantly behind the scenes and it would blow up after like 3 seasons but they'd still collab on videos together every once and a while.
I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp
mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
meow
Only day you can reblog this
god I love tma, I love those nails 😍😍
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
alice sticking cheetos into the disk drive on her computer in case colin gets hungry
episode 39, am i right chat
im a published poet
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