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"Jonathan swears by his 15 minute power naps during the day, but he doesn't like napping in bed or on the couch because it's too comfortable and the sleep will "win." During work functions, he will suddenly lay down on the floor and wrap himself around the nearest piece of furniture to pass tf out for 15 minute increments. Nobody finds it unusual and we all just step over him. Then he gets up and joins us again."
Beneath is a photo, with Jonathan Sims drawn over. He's laying facedown on the floor, curled against a coffee table in an uncomfortable looking position, asleep.

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

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Only Magnus Archives au I care about is Jon and Melanie in a universe with no paranormal in it running a shitty ghost hunting channel. Jon plays the skeptic but they have to constantly edit out all the parts where he screams dramatically because a bush rustled outside. Melanie believes in the paranormal but has to fake being scared in the haunted houses. They would fight constantly behind the scenes and it would blow up after like 3 seasons but they'd still collab on videos together every once and a while.

I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp

mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand


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