⬆️ me trying to explain myself
rowan right? right. his fingers 😣 honestly hes just so pretty and i cant help but talk abt him
hes got the perfect set of plush lips too ☹️ it’s ridiculous
stop bc when he gets tripped up by bianca and we get to see that close up of him disheveled jesus christ. like get tf up bby boy 🎀 suck it up and use your hands ☺️😋
back to his fingers..🫣 like ik i said this in the tiddies post but oop i know his hands are so so so warm😵💫 and when hes clutching your tits its so 🥴
do the glasses stay on or not and do they get foggy when he’s embarrassed 😲…???
can we all be delusional together please omg
part 1 of 3
🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!
are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line
ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.
i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.
just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.
after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.
who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.
ANYWAYS
it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..
eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.
for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.
it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.
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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭
yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…
THIS THIS THIS
HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT
call me back baby please?
just a thirst post yall, nothin new 😕🥶
i’m not as short as some of you mfs on here, i’m a good 5’6, but i want to climb both pre buff jack hodgson and buff jack hodgson like a redwood tree so bad 😠
only two gifs 😣
goddamn if i could jump ed ramsey in that orange jumpsuit in the padded interrogation room…. id have him fucking me in that uncomfortable chair while my back is on the table after he just threw everything across the room… and he maneuvers me with my back against his chest, his eyes wild as he starts choking me with his arm, saying mine, mine…. mine
this is unhinged mb hehe hear me out, rowan + tiddies? titties?? tits??? idk whatever but obviously with rowan being the outcast in the school full of outcasts and a nerd, it'll take him awhile to warm up to the idea of just holding?? your tiddies while yall are just laying or sitting comfortably in the privacy of just you and him. like im obsessed with him atm n i needed to share ✋😩 def have to be dating him for more than 3 months before you EVER get smth like that, actually maybe more than 3 months, bc yall saw how he stuttered saying his first name in the med (r..r...r..rowan...) haven't actually watched wednesday......🫥😰 , fuck off bc tiktok is feeding me with the edits, its actually nuts
i dont know if i want pathetic, worshipping, simp, people (you only) pleaser, fogged glasses, down bad, whimpering, moaning, groaning, so protective, 💯% sit on his face pussy gobbler: eddie nashton 😮💨
or if i want obsessed to the point of feral, growling, sloppy thrusts, panting, cant get enough, down hard, mask stays on 75% of the time, “he loves me but he fucks me like he hates my guts” -ayesha erotica 🥴 (yummy x righteous), also protective asf, type to watch his cum dribble out, buries his face in your cunt + doesn’t let you up for hours, edging you til you squirt: edward nashton 😵
LOL THIS FUCKING CLIP 😲
i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.
someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.
ALRIGHT just watched kraven the hunter, ngl not the best movie… BUT what if we had lioness mutant!reader x sergei? THE “RAW” passion they would have, if they ever met, bc lioness mutant!reader wouldve been in hiding, bc what if calypso had two of those bottles when she was younger, gave the second one to lioness mutant!reader just a year apart from sergei, but lioness mutant!reader fucking freaked out and hid herself in the wilderness, just half a world apart from sergei. she gets into all sorts of trouble though, the kinds of trouble you need a lawyer for..
lioness mutant!reader finds calypso first, (duh, all women are fucking detectives) but keeps to herself, (in the future, definitely close friends)
(they have no idea about each other, until calypso)
ANYWAYS, sergei starts hearing rumors about “a huntress”, mf gets so curious, so he seeks out calypso
calypsos so confused how he doesnt know about her, “you havent found her yet?”
“her…?”
AH IDK MAYBE ILL MAKE A SERIES ABT HER
i dont know if i want pathetic, worshipping, simp, people (you only) pleaser, fogged glasses, down bad, whimpering, moaning, groaning, so protective, 💯% sit on his face pussy gobbler: eddie nashton 😮💨
or if i want obsessed to the point of feral, growling, sloppy thrusts, panting, cant get enough, down hard, mask stays on 75% of the time, “he loves me but he fucks me like he hates my guts” -ayesha erotica 🥴 (yummy x righteous), also protective asf, type to watch his cum dribble out, buries his face in your cunt + doesn’t let you up for hours, edging you til you squirt: edward nashton 😵
LOL THIS FUCKING CLIP 😲
part 2 out of 3
IM EVIL 😳😻 FOR THE CUTOFF
she can’t hear the lock turn, too focused on the mask hugging her face and her fingers circling the left of her clit. face down on his bed, almost drunkenly inhaling the musk from his mask, while drooling and whining into the fabric.
eddie immediately knows someone’s here by the way she left her shoes all proper by the door, and her purse is thrown on the floor. his mind immediately went to the worst possible scenario, that she knows he’s the riddler and is gathering evidence to show to the police.
stalking towards his bedroom, hearing the noises she’s making, before opening the door a smidge.
hearing the door creak open, turning her head sharply and blearily looking at him. mascara running down her cheeks and her lipstick smudged in the mask, not that he could see.
“…naughty slut. here i thought you were innocent, a gem, what a shame you aren’t.”
towering over her back as he walked towards the edge of the bed. gripping the back of the mask, pulling her along with it.
cooing, “did you break in pretty girl?” pulling the mask back tighter, his voice getting softer and more calm, “or did you cheat and fuck someone to get a copy of my keys?”
feeling him shoving her head into the bed and gripping her wrist and pulling it away from her pudgy clit.
he thumbed open her pussy again, adding two fingers easily inside. “you’re fucking stupid princess, to think i wouldn’t find you here, rubbing your dumb little clit?”
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LOL I COULDNT WAIT!! 🌝🤭🩵
it’s the sickness, it’s tempting me.