I Dont Know If I Want Pathetic, Worshipping, Simp, People (you Only) Pleaser, Fogged Glasses, Down Bad,

gonna put this in the storyline for stalker!eddie,

kinda wanna do a bimbo slut!reader, like obviously she’s a virgin but she’s a well educated virgin.. like porn? already discovered. hentai? read. secretly watching edward desperately fuck his cock in his hand? totally. like she’s fucking clueless on everything else, except how to make herself orgasm on legit everything. hairbrush handle? done. tv remote? she had to take the batteries out but yeah. pudgy dildo? pussy just ate it up. thick dildo? she might of imagined eddies cock instead for this one, and squirted all over her bathroom floor…

she really liked those whimpering audios of professor cal, until she recorded audio of eddie fucking the mess out of a fleshlight, moaning low, groaning the word princess over and over again. before he starts to whimper out, “fuck gonna breed this cunt full of my cum, such a pretty little pussy for me baby, all mine…gonna keep you here as my cum spills out around my cock and out of your stupid slutty cunt”.

she’s been using that audio to cum for ages now, not that she’s getting bored of it but she needs the real thing.

she might be the stalker or they both might be stalking each other..

just took dayquil. what the fuck, this is what happens when i don’t take dayquil early people. horny and desperate.

i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.

someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.

high time for freak!reader x dano riddler huh? lucky us! its here 😈 i chose to do hc’s as a sort of ROUGH DRAFT 😻 bc ive never done a full fic b4 but lemme know if yall want a full shebang 🫶

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ok so freak reader

ngl legit perv reader instead

you and eddie have been “friends” for ages, only friend he had, but not vice versa

you go to clubs and parties, (within reason) bc gotham hello?? you’re pretty well known though

you figured out that your eddie was the riddler by watching one of his streams, and hearing his voice

kinda hurt he didn’t tell you, so you stay up watching nearly all of them,

actually might cut like all of this out, and just go from here

kinda perv reader, on the same couch, 6 feet away from him, you’ve wanted to be more than friends for a minute now

you invited him over for some cuddling or snuggling, and he’s too busy working and worrying abt what next to do for batman or his next kill

while he thinks you have no idea that he’s the riddler, you figured it out as soon as you heard his voice on one of his streams

while he’s too into his riddles and has blocked out everything you’ve been saying (he doesn’t mean to😿 he’s precious, you’ll forgive him when he fucks you stupid 😦) you put on one of his latest streams

obviously horny asf, pants are almost all the way down, as you tease your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, not even facing him while you listen to the recording of eddie talking to his followers and fans

the low moan that escapes you, his whole body tenses, as he looks at you out of the corner of his eyes

“w-what are you doing??”

he takes in the stream and how you have your fingertips rubbing your clit raw and, how intensely you’re staring at him

his fingers clenched so tight on the couch armrest, his eyes are so wide, you’d never thought you’d ever see him this unruffled

his dark eyes follow your fingers to your clothed pussy, before traveling up to yours

(he can feel how much his cock is pressing up against his pants, he almost came seeing how soaked the gusset of your panties were)

“it’s ok, we’re friends right? friends help each other out right??”

you ask him while you pull down your panties, because holy fuck, you’re so sensitive and if you don’t get stuffed full right now, you’ll probably cry, but you know for a fact that eddies a virgin 🤭 and you want to at least take it slow for him

“of c-course we’re f-friends!”

“st’ the tip, eddie please? i promise only the tip, i swear?”

“just the tip, r-right? ok o-ok”

you climb in his lap while his leather black gloves grab onto your hips steadying you, before reaching down towards his tented pants

he takes his pre-cum covered cock out slowly, places it between his stomach and your pussy as you clench your thighs around his waist

“ok imma put just the tip in now eddie..? i promise i won’t put it all in unless you say something”

he’s been watching you this whole time, all your micro expressions, just seeing his cock for the first time almost had you creaming yourself 🫣

you reach down and slip the tip of his weeping cock into your sopping wet hole

the lowest groan you’ve ever heard comes out of his mouth

you honestly can’t help yourself and sluggishly rock yourself down on his cock bit by bit, pussy is almost vibrating with every inch you take

“edward oh fuck oh fuck, your cock is stretching me out..”

“holy fuck, s’ snug n tight, o-oh sh-shit”

he feels like he’s choking on how fast he might cum so deep in your pussy, his gloved hands have your hips in a death grip, almost bruising

you lift up on your knees and then drop back down, then circle your hips

“fuck me, your cock is so thick, cock might just be made for me huh? big n thick just for my pussy right? wanna keep me stuffed full and happy right?”

you’re so blissed out, that you don’t even realize he’s stopped you bouncing on his cock,

“you fucking promised you wouldn’t go any farther unless i told you to.”

he thrusts up into you, grinding so hard, you see static

“weren’t even thinking about me, just another cock for you to impale yourself on huh? cock slut, is that what you are? my cock slut, needing me to plug up this stupid pussy with my cum?”

ABT TO KMS , IT RELOADED 🥶 whoever liked my shit at 11:57, istg ill find you 🫥 i had like two good paragraphs 😭

he pulls you down to lay on your back, cock still deep in your pussy, thrusting so hard

“gonna fill me up eddie?? please oh god please? for a friend, please stuff me full..”

“i don’t want to be just friends, slut.”

“wait fuck, no condom. i’m not wearing a c-condom,”

“im yours istg im yours, stuff my princess pussy and watch your cum dribble out, oh fuck i’m about to cum”

“give it to me edward, make me squirt all over your thick fat cock,”

eddie slowly ghosts a gloved finger over your sensitive clit, your orgasm makes you disassociate and blackout for a hot second,

LOL you know with edwards cum, there’s a fuck ton,

your cunt is pulsating so hard that edward can’t help but cumming while a high pitched whine leaves his lips, eyes rolled back, glasses are so fogged up, can’t even see, hips still pumping in and out sloppily, overstimulating his already half hard cock, (he’s a sex machine yall)

he’s been edging himself since just the tip part, he’s panting so hard, bangs sweating, (those gloves are never coming off LOL) (i’m obsessed)

might add more to this later but this is it for now, gonna keep the top half so yall can see the background info ish ;)

goddamn if i could jump ed ramsey in that orange jumpsuit in the padded interrogation room…. id have him fucking me in that uncomfortable chair while my back is on the table after he just threw everything across the room… and he maneuvers me with my back against his chest, his eyes wild as he starts choking me with his arm, saying mine, mine…. mine

i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.

someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.

okay SO i had to wait a FULL minute because i was genuinely giggling and quietly screaming like a 13yo fangirl before even I started reading it.

i love the way u write. you make everything so relatable because it’s informal; I particularly love when words are just as harsh as their meaning, especially when horniness is described. your words don’t lose any beauty for its explicitness. in other words, keep it dirty… please?!?!

thank u so much for taking your time to write and come up with something that I enjoyed reading sm ❤️ so so excited for the other 2 parts x

hehe 😻 a full minute for me!!??

LITERALLY ME RN 😵

i’ll keep it dirty boo, i legit hate fics that are like “he put the cock in, she came.” LIKE?? where’s the nasty downright dirty shit??? 😥

just tryin to be real out here! in all seriousness, i appreciate you taking the time and thanks for reading my shit! 😼😸 o

hi. nervously laughs. i’m so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? it’s a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM 😨

anyways

peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs 😳 goddamn.

like he does arm workouts, but it’s just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself 🥱

i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!

im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, we’re the only ones there 🤭, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throat…

-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!

i love the idea of like a meet cute featuring peter sutherland, slipping in the rain and him grabbing your waist and you grabbing his biceps. and you both are looking so startled and you had the worst day and you ended up in a puppy boys arms and suddenly everything is just ok for right now. (i kinda need me a peter sutherland.) ofc he rights yourself, standing you back up straight and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and tries to get rid of the blushing pink on his face, (he'll be so red ISTG). NGL i would squeeze his muscles before letting go, but yall do yall. GAW IDK. itd be so awkward before he asks if you're ok. but in all honesty yall are kinda taken w each other..... i might do a full blown fic for this ^^ ⚆_⚆

was on a road trip and thought some more abt rowan

⬆️ me trying to explain myself

rowan right? right. his fingers 😣 honestly hes just so pretty and i cant help but talk abt him

hes got the perfect set of plush lips too ☹️ it’s ridiculous 

stop bc when he gets tripped up by bianca and we get to see that close up of him disheveled jesus christ. like get tf up bby boy 🎀 suck it up and use your hands ☺️😋 

back to his fingers..🫣 like ik i said this in the tiddies post but oop i know his hands are so so so warm😵‍💫 and when hes clutching your tits its so 🥴

do the glasses stay on or not and do they get foggy when he’s embarrassed 😲…???

can we all be delusional together please omg

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤