I Arise From My Slumber-

I both love and hate my mom having worked with monkeys when she took practices as a Vet Tech at a zoo. Cause on one hand, I can see how she reacts to cubs and other monkeys and stuff. On the other hand, I show her the picture, she coos, and then proceeds to tell me a fact I didn’t wish to originally know. (Japanese Macaques have hepatitis, apparently..)

Also, another mother monkey thing, Lego Monkey Kid Wise, She says that all the monkeys on FFM are probably Japanese Macaques-

And also Sun Wukong is one too-

Me feeling bad about my body: 😭

Me remembering it is a body that my fos love: 🥰

Vent

Trigger warning - School, Cursing, accusing, SU!cide

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I am so fucking tired of these damn teachers!! I just got another damn accusation about me plagiarizing something, and I didn’t fucking do it!! I didn’t even go to the website that they say I did it from this time, and I am completely pissed off!! What is with these teachers and going “This is similar, it must be plagiarism!!”

Like I’m sorry, I remember what the hell I read, almost to a T, and that the shit I write down sounds similar to someone elses. Let’s be honest though, NOBODY’S IDEA IS ORIGINAL ANYMORE!!

Not only this, I’ve been using Plagiarism Checkers to a T, to make sure I don’t Plagiaries. And if I do, I’ll rewrite it completely! I’m fucking pissed the hell off that. This is my second one of this bullshit this year and I just can’t right now. I’m already stressed enough and this shit isn’t helping.

Now I really just not wanna exist, cause it’s getting so much to me, I don’t even know what to do anymore.

Tonight is gonna be the night-

I am gonna not sleep.

I shall stay up till early in the morning

And not one person can stop me.

I shall pull a @crowisinthetrash

Reblog to help teach your f/o(s) trauma recovery techniques and healthy coping mechanisms.

ik the valentine ask game is old but adoration, confession and smitten for Reid?

Ah! Yes of course!! Reid, you have gotten some questions!!

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

How I speak about Sammy? Hm, I do not think I go overboard with it. Yes, there have been times where I have rambled about her to some friends, but it’s a normal thing to do, correct?

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

Ah, the confession…*ahem* Yes, well, it merely happened as a..blurt out one. I had originally planned it to be quite different, and quite a bit more romantic, yet it seemed things had other plans.

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

Yes, people did indeed find out. I work in a group that is full of profilers, it was bound to happen. As for them getting involved, I may had asked a couple of questions personally, but no I do not believe they gave any advice or tried to get involved.

They did actually, it’s just that it was me being questioned about how I felt about him and profiled to a major degree. He doesn’t know that though-

Mhm? Did you say something, Sammy?

Ah, no, nothing. No need to worry, Reid. ^^

Aha, I feel like passing out—

Like body could just shut down at any moment, lmao—

Still refusing sleep though-

O///O <- my reaction to the flirt shxjsmd

anyway, 3 for from parent to child and 1 for from child to parent for the ask game :)

Ah, seems like Crow did ask, not surprised—

Yaaay!! Crow!! Thanks so much for the ask, love~!

Alright, Alright, first question-

Assuming you don’t write your Parental F/O as your biological parent, which I’m not sadly, what was their first impression of you? So, what was it?

Well, I guess it sorta was good? I mean you kinda picked me up and kidnapped me in a way. (I DID NOT-) You did, but, I guess you were just fun father that part of me always wanted, plus you’re actually really sweet when you get past the crazy exterior-

How dare you tell them I kidnapped you. I merely picked you up and brought you to a safe shelter TT^TT

Yeah yeah, whatever you say.

Do you and your parental F/Os have your disagreements? What’s something you’d wish they’d understand? Have you ever said something to them you regret?

Yeah, me and Sam Sam (Oi, don’t use that nickname for me-) here do have disagreements sometimes. Sometimes it’s little things like where to eat, though that’s more between siblings, to larger things like missions. Sometimes, I don’t believe she completely understands the seriousness of these missions, and how I completely am trying to protect her from the curses of this world. They..they’re dangerous and I don’t want any of my kids getting hurt.

Holy shit dad..

As for something I regret telling her? I do not believe I have said anything yet—

No, you have. Or at least, something you should.

Oh..I have? Well, what is it—

Telling me I can’t be with Yuji, you should regret telling me I can’t be with that CINNAMON ROLL—

I tell you this because of SUKUNA—

SO WHAT, I THINK 2 IN ONE IS GREAT—

AND AS YOUR ADOPTIVE FATHER I GO NO—

(No, but in seriousness, I see Gojo being a really good dad, just kinda insane, but he means really well. And yes, he did basically kidnapped me/insert me-)

Hnnnnn-

Tis the time of night where I say goodnight to people of this platform-

So here, take my parting gift to you all of my wonderful child, the Collector.

*drops files down onto table*

IM BACK

AND I GOT A LOT OF NEW F/OS FOR YA’LL TO FLUSTER ME WITH!!

DO I HAVE TAGS FOR THEM YET? NO, BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT, THE POINT IS, I EXIST!!