Unecessary-death-of-a-fangirl - Watch Me Fall Apart

okay we always joke about peter accidentally calling tony dad but imagine that after a long day of working in the lab peter says ‘i’m hungry’ and without missing a beat tony goes ‘hi hungry i’m dad‘ and they both. just. freeze

Agatha asking all the questions I have been asking since Age of Ultron.

He really liked Newt.

By Fall Out Boy

i want to look like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl

[tumblr]: Okay, truth or dare?

bloggers: Truth

[tumblr]: How many hours have you slept this week?

bloggers: ...Dare

[tumblr]: Go to bed

bloggers: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game

Of kittens...

Agent Carter fandom. For @laylainalaska. “You know you’ve got a cat sitting on your chest, right?” Daniel said.

Jack lifted his matted blond head up to glare at him, and wrapped the thick blanket tighter around himself. He did not remove the cat.

It stayed curled into a soft ball of grey fuzz, tucked somewhere between Jack’s shoulder and his ear, its pink nose barely visible, and one tiny paw hanging loosely on his chest. It was purring.

Jack on the other hand looked drenched from foot to toe. Thus the blanket, which he clutched to himself as he sat at the rear of a van.

“He rescued it,” Samberly offered gamely from inside the van, where he was crouched over some complicated-looking machinery.

Jack slowly turned to glare at Samberly.

“Shutting up now.” The other man put his nose down into his work.

Daniel pressed his lips together and composed his face, so that by the time Jack turned back around he was no longer in danger of cracking up with laughter.

“So it seems like you’re gonna live?” he said after he got his voice under control under the heated glare from Jack’s grey eyes.

“I fell in a river, I didn’t drown, therefore yes, I think I’ll live.” His tone dripped with sarcasm.

“Good,” Daniel said. “I’ve got relief efforts to supervise….” he trailed off.

The kitten made an aborted wriggle on Jack’s shoulder and he set his palm against its back to keep it from falling. His palm was large enough to cover the entire animal, which let out a pitiful meow as it settled more firmly against the warm human.

Daniel observed this impassively. Jack’s glare, if possible, burned hotter.

Daniel coughed to clear his throat. “Peggy’s in the thick of it. Yes, I’d better go find her now.” He swirled around and strode quickly away.

“Don’t even think about telling Carter!” Jack shouted in his wake.

Daniel pretended not to hear him.

“Jack Thompson, the kitten-rescuer,” Daniel said softly to himself once he was out of ear-shot, and shook his head. “Now I’ve seen everything.”

I disagree

Note to self: Ice coffee is not lunch

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

Where was this all my depressing life?

the trick to intrusive thoughts is not to try to resist em but like…..let them happen and dont fixate on them…treat them like an annoying friend who’s yelling random shit from the backseat like “hey you could stab yourself in the leg with those scissors” thanks timothy i could also not do that