Uno-gang - Only Make Desicions Out Of Spite

Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles

On a scale of Louis/Lestat to Joe/Nicky, how toxic are your immortal husbands?

Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.

Girls don't want boyfriends. Girls want an expensively made Medici-styled historical drama HBO show about Alexander the Great

POSSIBLE SPOILER FOR SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME:

The second post credit scene is the trailer for Multiverse of Madness

Hobbies include annoying americans by only refering to George Washington as americas first male president

Reblog this post if you are NOT a white, fully abled, neurotypical, heterosexual, cisgender male.

I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.

I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.

Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"

The kids movie??!?!?!?!

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

What just happened:

My roommate came into the kitchen and said "God, I'm so hungry". Then she takes one (1) onion and goes back into her room.

Do I wanna know?