I have thoughts
I have prayers
I’m sending them in a certain direction
Infer what you will
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
i appreciate horikoshi so much bc like it wouldve been so damn easy to make a sexy cat girl student at UA IT WOULDVE FIT IN PERFECTLY BUT HE DOESNT HE MAKES A WEIRD FROG GIRL EVERYONE LOVES BC SHE’S SO DIFFERENT (AND PERFECT AND ADORABLE)
HE MAKES A GIRL W HUGE TIDDIES WHO IS THE SMARTEST IN THE CLASS AND THE MOST PROPER LADY OF THEM ALL
HE TAKES THE SILLY LOVABLE KAWAII PRINCESS W THE BIG PINK CHEEKS
AND MAKES HER FIGHT THE MOST TERRIFYING BOY IN THE CLASS
AND SHE IS A FUCKING BEAST
A BEAST THAT THIS GUY 100% RESPECTS AND CONSIDERS A BEAST FROM THE START, AND NEVER UNDERESTIMATES
HE MAKES MINA
IDEK WHAT SHE IS BUT I LOVE HER THEYRE ALL SO UNIQUE IN AN ANIME WORLD WHERE MONSTER GIRLS ARE ALWAYS USED FOR SEXY JOKES AND CONSTANT FAN SERVICE, AND ALMOST ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A COPY/PASTED VERSION OF THE LAST
HE TAKES A CONCEPT THAT HAS BASICALLY BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH AND MAKES IT SO UNIQUE
NOT ONE OF THESE GIRLS COULD BE CONFUSED FOR THE OTHER AND IN A CAST THIS BIG THATS A MIGHTY FEAT
I JUST HAVE AN INCREDIBLE APPRECIATION FOR ANYONE WHO TAKES A TROPE THATS BEEN OVERLY DONE IN ANIME AND COMPLETELY FLIP IT AND MAKE IT NEW
((and there’s a whole bunch of great girls i didnt even mention sobbss))
BLESS HIM TBH
Hey can I request some head cannons about Mordred or jack learning that they are going to have a sibling
Mordred
Honestly tries their best not to act like they’re excited. But WOW they’re so excited!!! I get to be a cool sibling and we can have swordfights!
Really, really likes helping pick out names for their little sibling. Anguyush is a good name right? No? What about Kardiez? If it’s a girl can we name her Olwyn?
Mordred’s sudden affinity for kids is kind of adorable, with how eager they are to help out. If anyone talks shit about kids expect to have to hold them back.
Once the child is born they’re a bit jealous at all the attention, but the moment they grab Mordred’s finger after it pokes the kid’s cheek, the knight is smitten.
Jack the Ripper
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Pretty much won’t let her Master do anything baby-related without her, no matter how mundane the task. She even offers to steal some maternity clothes.
Jack makes a little gift basket for her new sibling for when they arrive, consisting of a smooth, round pebble she found, a handwritten note, a teddy bear, and a small knife.
Please do not let Jack near her sibling with sharp objects. She won’t hurt them, but she’ll try to teach the barely moving newborn how to throw a knife.
Jirou, Momo and Uraraka have been captured! How would they react when s/o comes to save them, ripping a metal door off its hinges, and carrying them off bridal style?
(Every time someone requests the girls, one more year is added to my life)
Jirou Kyoka:
The moment she sees her significant other bust into the place she’s been held capture, she would feel just so glad and thankful. They have come to save her, she doesn’t know how to contain her grattitude.
Her eyes widen in surprise when they rip the metal door, not believing that her partner actually was THAT strong. She would be speechless, trying to form a coherent sentence while they pick them up.
Jirou would blush so hard when she’s being carried out bridal style out of the establishment. She would have to bury her face into her significant other’s shoulder to brush off the blush spreading across her cheeks.
She would also give them a long hug and would hardly let go afterwards, ‘cause she’s glad both her and her partner are safe.
Momo Yaoyorozu:
She almost cries there and then, shouting their name. Not only because her significant other was the one to come to save her, but they were risking their life for her sake.
Momo knew her partner was strong, but she was left in awe when she saw them ripping the door open with their bare hands. She’d be stuck between a feeling of amazement and flustered at the sight.
She would get even more flustered when her significant other’s strong arms would hold her bridal style to take her out of that place. She’s absolutely not checking them out in that moment. Not at all.
Momo would pepper their face with kisses and thank them tenfolds for saving her. She may or may not compliment their outstanding strength.
Uraraka Ochako:
She immediately calls them, the biggest smile on her face and teary eyes, her arms longing for her. Uraraka is just so happy to see them after feeling so scared and alone.
She probably would exclaim in amazement when her significant other frees them by simply obliterating the door, before thinking it through. She would blush and apologise right after, but she does find them simply astonishing.
Her face could put tomatoes to shame the moment she’s picked up by her partner. She’s so flustered and just hides her face in her palms so her s/o doesn’t notice.
Uraraka would probably pass out from both being too flustered and the adrenaline rush from the kidnapping before her partner gets to talk to her.
an au where everything is the same except deku is sassy af
Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century
Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?
Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock
Minister: What?
Jury: What?
Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?
Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.
Minister: …
Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.
For the glory of TAMA
With the hope of seeing even go-tama
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You have a prophecy quirk that lets you know when something someone has said will come true or not. If someone makes a prediction “I will run a hero agency in the future” A ringing bell noise goes off in your head which lets you know that the thing they said will definitely come true. You have never been wrong your entire life. One day Uraraka says something about you and Bakugou (your sworn enemy) getting married and you hear a very similar ringing noise go off in your head.
mild swearing (it’s Katsuki)
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Writing for katsuki is so fun, he’s so mean and angsty, it’s great. i love it.
From the moment you and Bakugou met, it started downhill and now it was just Hell breaking loose every time you guys got near each other. At the beginning of the school year, during your first lunch period, you met Bakugou for the first time. He was walking by you with a group of other students from 1-A and said, “ONE DAY, I AM GOING TO BE NUMBER 1 HERO.” Your prophecy quirk didn’t ring in your brain so you knew this wasn’t true. You didn’t want to let the poor kid keep his hopes up for too long. You walked up to him, calmly tapped him on the shoulder and you swear you heard him start growling. “Excuse me, but you’re not.” All of his classmates looked dumbfounded and extremely fearful, now, looking back, you know why.
“What. did. you . say.”
“I said you’re not. You’re not going to be the No. 1 Hero. Ever. Sorry!” You honestly thought you were helping the poor guy out.
“And who the fuck are you supposed to be?” He was now hovering over you. But you really weren’t the type to be intimidated easily. Especially not by people who just appeared to be fancy bullies.
“I’m from the support class, but my quirk, it lets me know when the things people say are going to come true. I heard you say you were going to be Number 1 Hero, but my quirk didn’t go off, so it’s not going to come true.”
“You’re from the support class and you honestly think you can stand here and speak to me? You’re the scum of UA, get out of my face.”
“It’s never been wro-”
“I SAID I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU. GET AWAY!” An explosion of fire erupted from his palms, not directed at you, just as a warning.
And that was the beginning of your relationship. It’s gotten better in the fact that now he doesn’t try to actively attack you in the hallways anymore.
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“Out of my way (Y/N)!” A very familiar and annoying voice spits out behind you. You and your classmates were shuffling around in the cafeteria for breakfast before class started. You hadn’t gotten a lot of sleep the night before cause you heard a tragic prediction on the news about something going on in the States. It kept you up all night, knowing it was going to come true. Your quirk had a lot of perks, but it also forced you to carry burdens such as these.
“Not in the mood Bakugou.”
“Lucky for you, neither am I.” He spits out at you angrily as he pushes past you and as he knocks into you, you drop your food all over the ground.
“Do you just get off on being an asshole? I don’t understand it! Can’t you tell I’m in a terrible mood? Or do you get an extra boner when you make people miserable. Just leave me the fuck alone already.”
You now noticed everyone in the cafeteria was staring at you, mouths agape, Bakugou included. Except his mouth was open because he looked like he was about to start screaming.
“Maybe if you just dropped out, you wouldn’t be in my way! People like you never amount to anything anyway!”
“I could never leave, it would give you too much satisfaction.”
“Scum.”
“Asshole.”
It was like this on repeat everyday. Your burning resentment smouldered into a comfortable hatred and you were used to his biting remarks and spiteful insults. You felt bad because at this point you knew, Bakugou only had one dream, to be the best. And you basically told him that his one dream would never come true. You were basically a dream crusher, but Bakugou’s behavior didn’t exactly make it easy to apologize. You didn’t even know if he remembered what you told him, let alone believe what you said.
One day you were listening to the news again and heard something even more tragic. It bummed you out and caused your anxiety to act up so you decided to take a break from people that day, especially Bakugou. The next day you came to school but you were still feeling gloomy so you skipped breakfast, knowing that’s where Bakugou would be waiting for you. When lunch came, you pulled out a apple you grabbed from home and stowed away in the girl’s bathroom. Trying to avoid his toxic aura at all costs. When it was time to get back to class, two girls stumbled in from 1-A, Uraraka and Asui.
“Oh, (Y/N),” They both look startled.
“Sorry you guys, haha” You chuckled, “You know, just trying to avoid Bakugou,” You thought they would understand, but instead of laughing with you, they exchanged glances with each other. “What’s going on?” You didn’t feel like guessing what their glance was supposed to mean.
“Bakugou has been really on edge the past two days you’ve not been at breakfast or lunch.” Asui started, “Today, he’s been terrorizing other students in your class, asking about where you’ve been.”
Meanwhile at lunch**********************
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW!!??” Bakugou was raging. “HOW COULD ALL OF YOU FUCKERS BE IN A CLASS WITH HER AND DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE IS?”
“S-Sorry Bakugou, s-she wasn’t at school at all yesterday.” There was some more yelling. A table was flipped. A teacher was called. Bakugou was restrained.
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“I don’t understand, why is bullying me that important to him?” Why had you become such an important punching bag for him? Forget feeling bad. You hated him. “No offense or anything, but can’t he take some of his anger out on you guys?”
“He does, but it’s gotten kind of intense the last two days. I think it’s cause you’re not around.” Asui looked pensive.
Uraraka chimed in, “my parents were sworn enemies when they went to school, the hated each other. Now they’re married. Maybe one day you and Bakugou will be married.”
A very familiar ringing noise went off in your head. You felt your heart drop into your stomach. You were hoping and praying it wasn’t true. You felt like you were going to be sick. WHY ME.
“Are you ok (Y/N)?” Uraraka asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine.” You said as you scurried away. You weren’t fine. You were leaving. Dropping out of UA. You can’t marry someone if you never see them again right? Out of the billions of people on this Earth you could not believe you ended up marrying what seemed like the worst person in the entire world. By now classes had started so no one was in the hallways. In your hurry to leave, you turned a corner hastily without looking and collided with someone walking in the opposite direction.You both landed on the ground, facing each other. You prop yourself up on your hands and realize your laying on top of Bakugou.
“You!” You both shout at each other in unison. You quickly get up and adjust yourself.
You saw him in a different light now that it seemed he would be the person you were destined to marry. Maybe he wasn’t so bad afterall-
“Why are you always in my way (Y/N)?” Nope, still the same asshole. Maybe he was so mean to you because he liked you? Maybe teasing him would be the ultimate way of making him suffer.
“Bakugou, why can’t you try being nice to me for a change? Besides, you’re not fooling me anymore, I heard,” You took a step closer to him, “you missed me today.” You point a taunting finger at him and begin to trace the collar of his shirt. He grabs your wrist. “Fuck off, I didn’t miss you.”
“Aww,” you say in a mock-sad tone, “well I missed you.”
“You did?” He tried so hard not to sound excited, but he failed. He was still holding onto your wrist
“Are you trying to hold my hand?” You said, giggling. He realized he was still holding on and tossed your hand away.
“Piss off. I’m late for class.” He begins to walk away.
“See you at breakfast tomorrow,”
“Scum.”
“Asshole.”
❤
𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎-𝒫𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎
**Note* I don’t actually know what Uraraka’s parents were like and I don’t know the ultimate fate of Bakugou (whether or not he becomes the number one hero or not)**